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Crazy Hair? Yeah!
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There was three men in a plane. One jumped out and said coke, and he fell in coke.
The next man jumped out and said chocolate, and he fell in chocolate.
The third man jumped out and said weeeeeeeeeeeeee ...
and he fell in wee.
By Lachlan McDonald
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And More Watercolours...

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
'Does this taste funny to you ?'
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs !'
The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms !'
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, 'Dam !'